What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?   Plant based food people!

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       How do you know if someone is a vegan? Don't worry they will tell you in ten minutes!

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            Why did the tofu cross the road? To prove it wasn't chicken.

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                   How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb? Two - one to change the                                         bulb and the other to look for ingredients.

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   Why are vegan jokes always good?  Because they are never cheesy.

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             What is the best way to keep milk fresh? Leave it in the cow.

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                       Why are vegans your best friend? Because they never have a beef with you.

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         I just now came to realize tofu is overrated. It's just a curd to me.

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                  Vegan favorite pickup line?    You had me at hummus.

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  What do Goth vegans say? "Hail Seitan!"

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                                     Vegans  have all the fun! No bones about it.

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         Why did the comedian become a vegan?  He loved roasting vegetables!

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    Do you want to hear about the woman who only eats plants, or have you heard of herbivore?

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What did the Gorilla King of the Planet of the Apes laughingly say with a wink in his eye about human beings before some were sent to the experiment lab and others were sent to the abattoir?  "They are just animals."​

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You Tube has some funny vegan comedians:   Ramesh Ranganathan,    Carl Connelly

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